Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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