you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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