She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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