; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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