Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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