i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
tell me about the fingering
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