I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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