What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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