discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Randomize
