White coat. Heels.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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