i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
third nipple confirmed
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
