Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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