Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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