and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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