my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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