Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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