How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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