So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
