okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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