Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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