i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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Too much gin, very little bucket
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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