Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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