i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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