i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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