I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
