Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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