My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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