I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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