id be glad to
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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