Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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