well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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