He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
BRING THE BAGELS
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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