using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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