Its about making memories worth repressing
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
pop tarts are not kleenex
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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