i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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