Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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