Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Dick very happy bro
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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