Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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