you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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