I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
