these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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