Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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