New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Less talking, more tequila
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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