just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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