It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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