you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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