i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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