you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
what day is it and did you see me today?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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