Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You need Xanax blowdarts
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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