it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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