The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You dont lie about slip and slides
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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