when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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