Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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